It is no secret that our friends across the pond are moving at a disturbing rate towards… Well, there isn’t really a name for it, is there?
On the one hand there are Brits trying to allow far more religion by starting Sharia law.
On another they are forbidding religion in certain businesses, and actively trying to remove those individuals that dare try to pray.
And still on another they are making almost anything qualify as religion (I have previously wrote about the terrible persecution that befalls Jedi who dare dawn the cloak in public).
Have you ever heard a brave soul utter the words: “Environmentalism is like a cult!”
Be honest, you know you’ve thought it.
What if it really were classified as a religion? What if, because of your refusal to shower, your instance on open-toed footware known as “Birkenstock’s”, your mad tye-dying wardrobe, and your love of all things “Hybrid”, “Organic”, or “Steve Jobs”, you were let go from the Maitre d gig at a 5 star restaurant?
See, if “Environmentalism” were classified as a religion, that Apple lovin’ (Organic and iPodesque) Hippie Maitre d could be the guy you slip a twenty to in order to avoid the wait at your next Anniversary dinner. See, he’d have the same protection from being fired based on religious practices that those of us who cling our Religion and Guns do.
